Girls please be careful!

A woman at a Gas nightclub (Mumbai) on Saturday night
was taken by 5 men,Who according to hospital and
police reports, gang raped her before

Dumping her at Bandstand Mumbai. Unable to remember
the events of the evening, tests later confirmed the
repeat rapes along with traces of rohypnol in her
blood.

Rohypnol , date rape drug is an essentially a small
sterilization pill.

The drug is now being used by rapists at parties to
rape AND sterilize their victims. All they have to do
is drop it into the girl’s drink. The girl can’t
remember a thing the next morning, of all that had
Taken place the night before . Rohypnol, which
dissolves in drinks just as easily, is such that the
victim doesn’t conceive from the rape and the rapist
needn’t worry about having a paternity test
identifying him months later.

The Drug’s affects ARE NOT TEMPORARY – they are
PERMANENT. Any female that takes it WILL NEVER BE
ABLE TO CONCEIVE . The weasels can get this drug from
anyone who is in the vet school or any university.
it’s that easy, and Rohypnol is about to break out big

on campuses everywhere.

Believe it or not, there are even sites on the
Internet telling people how to use it. Please forward
this to everyone you know, especially girls.

Girls, becareful when you’re out and don’t leave your
drink unattended .

(added – Buy your own drinks, ensure bottles or cans

received are Unopened or sealed; don’t even taste
someone else’s drink)

There was already been a report in Singapore of girls
drink been Spiked by Rohypnol.

Please make the effort to forward this to everyone you

know .

For guys – Pls inform all your female friends and
relatives.

“Your life is God’s gift to you. What you do for
others is your gift to God” I had been forwarded this
mail you SHOULD do the same

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Beautiful signature of Om Prakash

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Yama Raja the great….IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW YOU, THERE IS NO ESCAPE

Once SONIA GANDHI, L.K.Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav were travelling in an auto rickshaw, they met with an accident and all three of them died.
Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death.

He asks Mrs GANDHI and Advani to go to HEAVEN.

But, for Laloo, Yama had already decided that he should be sent to HELL.
Laloo is not at all happy with this decision.

He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three of them had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public positions, etc.

Then why the differential treatment?

He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation before a decision is made; and should not be just based on opinion or pre-conceived < BR>notions.

Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an English test.

Mrs GANDHI is asked to spell ” INDIA ” and she does it correctly.

Advani is asked to spell ” ENGLAND ” and he too passes.

It is Laloo’s turn and he is asked to spell ” CZECHOSLOVAKIA “.

Laloo protests that he doesn’t know English.

He says this is not fair and that he was given a tough question and thus forced to fail with false intent.

Yama then agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi (to give another chance assuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi would provide an equal platform for all three).

Mrs GANDHI is asked to write “KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW”. She writes it easily and passes.

Advani is asked to write “BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN”. He too passes.

Laloo is asked to write “BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR…..”
Tough one. He fails again.

Laloo is extre mely unhappy.

Having been a student of history (which the oth er two weren’t), he now requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test in history

Yama says OK but this would be the last chance and that he would not take any more tests.

Mrs GANDHI is asked: “When did India get Independence ?”. She replied “1947” and passed.

Advani is asked “How many people died during the independence struggle?”.

He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or 200,000 or 300,000.
Advani catches it and says 200,000 and passes.

It’s Laloo’s turn now.
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Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 200,000 who died in the struggle.
Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.

Moral of the stor y: IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW YOU, THERE IS NO ESCAPE….. … 🙂
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Plabanjit Ghatak
Mobile: +91 9830476779

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Love,

Venu
M:+91 97487 68825

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Om Hero Honda Chalaya kya

One day there was a Bihari going in a Fiat Car at 45 KMPH on a high
way and enjoying his drive. Suddenly a Sardaji came zooooooooooooooooming
on a Honda and peeped into the car and shouted at the Bihari ‘Kabhi Honda
chalaya kya?’
and sped off….The Bihari was surprised but he did not bother.

After some time the Sardarji came zoooooooooom… in the
opposite direction, peeped into the car and shouted again ‘kabhi honda chalaya
kya?’ and speed off, This time the Bihari was annoyed , since the
Sardar was teasing about his driving.

After some time again the Sardar came back speeding and said
the same thing peeping into the car .

The Bihari was about to say something but the Sardar sped off.
This time the Bihari increased his speed but suddenly stopped as he
found the Sardar lying on the road, bleeding.. He got down and mocked at the
sardar

‘ Kyon Sardarji , Kabhi Honda Chalaye kya?’

The sardar said ‘ Wohi to puch raha tha , Brakes kahaan hain dhoond
raha tha’!!

God why me?

ONE PARAGRAPH THAT EXPLAINS LIFE!

Arthur Ashe, the legendary Wimbledon player was dying of AIDS which he got due to infected blood he received during a heart surgery in 1983.

>From world over, he received letters from his fans, one of which conveyed: “Why does GOD have to select you for such a bad disease”?

To this Arthur Ashe replied:

“The world over — 50 million children start playing tennis, 5 million learn to play tennis,
500,000 learn professional tennis, 50,000 come to the circuit, 5000 reach the grand slam,
50 reach Wimbledon, 4 to semi final, 2 to the finals,

when I was holding a cup I never asked GOD ‘Why me?’.
And today in pain I should not be asking GOD ‘Why me?’ ”

“Happiness keeps you Sweet,
Trials keep you Strong,
Sorrow keeps you Human,
Failure keeps you humble and Success keeps you glowing, but only Faith & Attitude Keeps you going…

OM PRAKASH STORY

A father passing by his teenage daughter’s bedroom was astonished to
see the bed was nicely made and
everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up
prominently on the centre of the pillow. It
was addressed “Dad”. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope
and read the letter with trembling
hands:-

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you, but I’m
leaving home . I had to elope with my new
boyfriend Randy because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.
I’ve been finding real passion with Randy
and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you’ll like him too
– even with all his piercing,
tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it’s not only the passion Dad, I’m
pregnant and Randy said that he wants
me to have the kid and that we can be very happy together. Even though
Randy is much older than me
(anyway, 42 isn’t so old these days is it?), and has no money, really
these things shouldn’t stand in the
way of our relationship , don’t you agree?

Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods
and has a stack of firewood for!
the whole winter. It’s true he has other girlfriends as well but I know
he’ll be faithful to me in his own
way. He wants to have many more children with me and that’s now one of
my dreams too. Randy taught me that
marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone and he’ll be growing it for us and
we’ll trade it with our friends
for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we’ll pray
that science will find a cure for
AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves it!!

Your loving daughter,
Rosie.

At the bottom of the page were the letters “PTO”.

Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:

PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at the neighbor’s house. I
just wanted to remind you that
there are worse things in life than my report card that’s in my desk
centre drawer. Please sign it and
call when it is safe for me to come home. I love you

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